i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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