I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I am one with the molecules
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