He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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