I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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