scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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