Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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