yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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