is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
