i just google imaged poop.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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