Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
The beer is more important than you right now.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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