The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
did i just pee glitter
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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