im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
This baby is an asshole
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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