PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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