in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just want to make out with him forever
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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