fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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