# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
