I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Randomize
