Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Well I just put wine in my tea
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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