he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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