I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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