"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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