I'm lost and stupid without you.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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