I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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