I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I think I have vodka in my lungs
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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