OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
vagina is talking i cant
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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