So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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