Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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