Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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