she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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