Christians are straight up FREAKS
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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