How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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