How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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