Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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