is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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