I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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