im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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