doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Send help, water and tortillas.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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