Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize
