love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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