So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
birth control should be required to get into college
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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