so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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