1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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