I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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