You smell like a Billy Joel song
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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