Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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