so that wasnt chicken after all
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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