its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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