How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
it's like iHOP with fire
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Randomize
