oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Come share oat with me in your robe
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
we should paint friendship bongs
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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