Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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