his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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