the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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