Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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